Oh look, another ignorant subeditor (or whoever writes the headlines to go with each story):
Too heavy for the stalk: newborn weighs in at 6.4kg(I must admit to thinking that 'the stalk' might be what a particular kind of baby-weighing machine is known as, before I realised.) [Edit: I see they've corrected it to 'stork' - someone must've told them...]
Also, a couple of days ago, we were out pre-buying prizes for the Scrabble tournament, for whenever we end up holding it. The stuff on the table of really cheap stuff at Briscoes each had a label with it, saying what was wrong with it to be so cheap. There was the set of saucepans missing all the lids, and a couple of pans as well; the pedal bin with dents in the back; and the set of knives which was missing the "craving knife". Yes.